BeamShank's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Glop (1978)]

Nice!

Hey, Dad! I'd waited for so long for this to be digitized, I'm really glad I got to see this!

[Spider Powers 7: Stalker]

Eh...

Eh, you seem to be getting lazier with your stuff, and this really didn't need the spider powers name attached to it.

[Hair Affair]

This'll totes do well.

Remember when you were animating this at my house, and we were totally unproductive? hahaha, STOP UP-STAGING ME.

WalkingShrub responds:

Fun times brosef, I liked how you... NEVER!

[Across the Universe Ep.2]

Muuuuuuh

Sure the art is neat, but the storytelling is dreadful. You've got a generic male protagonist, and a cliché female protagonist with some random crazy hair color. The female character is the all too familiar actiony emotionless mysterious girl, and she couldn't even keep that much consistent, what with her girly scream when... whatever it was that happened, happened. It's hard for me to feel invested in a story when I could care less about the characters. Also, the animation was way to slow at times, but I'm sure that's been mentioned before.

5/10 for the art alone

[Hilarious Cat Sleeping!!!]

Fuck no

The YouTube community is awful, they can stay right where they are

[Kirby: A Star Is Born]

kabry i the bst char evs

Fre wator? woooooooooo