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Clark Dyer @BeamShank

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RIP-DIDDLE-IP-DIP-DIP-DIP ITS MY BORTHDAY

Posted by BeamShank - October 18th, 2011


Hey, you dirty disgusting animals!
I'm seventeen now.
The older I get, the less impressive I am!
Um. Draw me something. And. I'll. Kiss. You. On. The. Lips.


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"Happy Birthday" Have a good day & an awsome year!
~Kaila~

Thanks, bro!

You're not a female, but happy birthday.

You can't PROVE ITTTT

Happy birthday. LOL at the channel description

Gender - Male
Location - Female

Clever

Happy Birthday MANG! :D

HAPPY BARFDAY CUNT

FUCK UUUUUUUU

go back to deviantart

It's ironic how much attention you give me.

Why would that be ironic?

Thundaboom. Only the coolest and most important artist on this site! Bringing you such revolutionary flashes like "Bieber Eating a Twiglet." With a staggering 3,838 views and an amazing score of 3.22! Don't forget his breathtaking art submissions. Scouted by the one and only..... Scouted by.... oh wait. Well non the less his art must ROCK for his ego to be where its at.

lol alt accounts. :D

i love how people try to insult you for their non newest work. classic.

Lol thunderboom your really shallow. Not only am I NOT radwalrus, or you can pretend hes the only person on this site that hates you, and is willing to tell you off. Which is clearly not the case. If you wanted me to pick something more recent. Try releasing something this year for me to pick at. Or you can keep pretending like your some kind of big shot because you were part of 2 some what successful collabs. In which your not being recognize directly hardly at all.

OK lets pick "Skype Problems" its you and only you. Plus its your latest. Your clearly using other material and lazily adding animation? How are you the one being funny? ANY part of it that was funny is clearly 100% dependent on the audio not the animation itself. Using max and yotam to make you look better. You didnt even write the material they said it was from their livestream.
Or were you showing off that spazkid had you added on skype. LOOK GUYS I TALKED TO SPAZKID ONCE!!!!! PROOF IM LIKE AN ALL STAR!

Plus its even lower how you would feel the need to come back and defend yourself. like your reputation is sooo badly at stake. Be careful we might damage your all star personality.

I did that one year ago.

Also, of course it was from their livestream. they did it :3

and I'm also totally the big shot man. because clearly everyday i like to point out how im such a very succesful man on newgrounds. man i should FP right now how awesome i feel before my amazing reputation dies oh no

But you went to my deviantart to ask why 10JD is being a fag.
You guys aren't even friends, so I don't see why you would care.
I'm pretty sure you guys have only ever talked like, once.
That, and you're constantly going out of your way to make snarky comments on my newsposts.
Like, who even are you, and why would I, a barely known author bother you so much?

I don't see why you think you're qualified to tell people to get off of this website.
Your most recent animations remind me of my animations in junior high, and I'm not even exaggerating.
Sure, they're not recent, but the fact that you barely ever animate also attests to your will to animate in general.
Let me just say, you're not a good artist by any right. You hardly ever animate, and when you do, the material sucks, and the animation legitimately reminds me of the animations I made in the seventh grade.
So, if you're not good at anything, where's all this weird self-importance coming from? I mean, it's not like you're likeable.

I have a feeling you're gonna be like "Psssh! I don't place myself on a pedestal, what's this douche talking about?"
Well, look at how much energy you put into letting people know you don't like them. Who are you, the newgrounds police?
As if your opinion means anything, you're just some sub-sub-sub-sub-sub-par animator who thinks he's good enough of an artist to be telling other people off.
On that note, you're never good enough to be able to insult other people's work, not if you truly are a good artist, anyway.
You should probably give up being so rude, because I know for a fact that even your own friends don't like you very much, and when they finally dump you, you'll have trouble finding new ones.

So anyway, maybe you should redirect all of the time you put into hating people into actually animating, and maybe then you'll have some talent that actually deserves your ego. By then you might even realise how immature the way you're acting is, too.

Lastly, I'm not TomGreen. You reeeeeeally don't realise how many people don't like you. Not even your friends like you. So don't be such a douche! You really have no reason to think anyone on this site is beneath you, considering all of those bad twelve-year-old animators that you laugh at grow up into good animators. Too bad you'll always stay at the same shitty, warrants-no-pride, pre-pubescent skill level, if you keep heading in the same direction, hey?

Anyway, thanks for putting your garbage on my birthday post.
I'd love to hear what kind of ridiculous rebuttal you've come up with, but I wouldn't want to take time away from you that you could have spent not drawing or animating.

Nothing is worth dealing with the kind of person you are, so I'm gonna block ya now.

When you get over this phase, maybe we can be friends!